Dry Scallops

Surprising how most of these quotes are coming from A. S has a new baby she is watching, about 3 months old. The baby has very dry skin. So A notices this and goes...Awww! look how dry his scallop (scalp) is. He had true sympathy for the baby!

Papa hates Valentine's Day?

Ma...why does papa hate Valentine's day? asks my daughter...I don't know, say I. Papa, you know it IS all about love, don't you? You mustn't hate it!!

Fedex website

So it's almost the end of our busy work day. I go to pick the kids up from S's. My son is all excited about going to the fedex website to play games. I did not really think much of it, maybe fedex has a way of luring kids and teaching them to use their services at an early age, who knows?
So we come home, he tells his sis to go to fedex.com, he's all geared up to play their games! Sis tries, nothing on the w/s. Are you sure it's on Fedex.com? Yes! says he, pokemon and everything's there! Sis goes, you mean Jetix? Yeah that's what I meant, Fedex! Don't you get it! It's Jetix, Avi, not Fedex!!!!